Diary of an Indigenous Genocidal Settler Colonialist

It’s not personal. It’s colonial.

Putting the little ones to sleep. Shame, they’re so tired after swimming and rhythmic gymnastics and pizza. Some of those moves in the rhythmic gymnastics weren’t so indigenous, if you know what I mean. But so cute, their little faces. I could pinch their cheeks and squeeeeeeze them to death. I could crush their little skulls, like those beasts would do if they ever got the chance again. Child killers. Rapists. Ghouls. It’s morbid to think that just over the walls are mad fucker zombie killers dying to murder our babies. And if they die doing it, even better! Their job is to get to Paradise. Our job is to send them there.

Anyway, one mustn’t let the imagination run wild. Bottle the rage. Think positive thoughts. Breathe in fear and loathing, breathe out peace through strength. Inhale existential anxiety, exhale the Israel Air Force.

Earlier today we had a lovely barbecue at the neighbor’s garden apartment. Great meat (indigenous to Argentina I think), good wine (a fine Judean Barbera from ancient Shiloh), good company, all indigenous software engineers and product managers. What else does one need in life? Good food, wine, friends and family. IT support. A feeling you belong here. These are the important things in life, colonial and indigenous.

What did the neighbor's husband say? “If the Palestinians move to Libya and the Philippines….” something.. something…cold beer. I didn’t catch the rest, I can’t think in this heat.

It’s really hot outside, 42 degrees. Indigenously, I should be able to handle this heat. But there’s no way it was this hot 5,000 years ago when we became indigenous. It’s definitely gotten hotter. Thank God for the air conditioner. Have you seen the new portable ones that create mist? They’re all the rage now, especially if you have a non-indigenous astroturf lawn. What are the top air conditioning stocks by the way?

Someone says we could probably get Russian passports, we’re indigenous there too. But what good is a Russian passport now? Is it more or less acceptable than an Israeli passport? Romanian I can understand, they’re in the EU. Nothing else happens in Romania other than being in the EU. Latvia, Lithuania, and Estonia too, but they could become Russian again and then you get a Russian passport.

Also, who wants an EU passport now?? Are you seeing what they’re doing to Jews in the EU? Have you seen what’s going on in Spain? Don’t even get me started on Belgium! Look, at least it’s not Melbourne or Toronto. Being a Jew there is more dangerous than being a Jew in Tel Aviv.

Forget about it.

Who wants all that again? What’s it good for? The Wandering Jew. The vulnerable Jew. The Jew that gets pogrommed all the time and can’t protect his family. The defenseless Jew, whose children’s skulls are crushed and whose women get abused. If that’s going to happen anyway it might as well happen here, on our own indigenous colony.

Screw them all, we’re not going anywhere. We’re back, we never left, and we’re not going anywhere. We’re indigenous, and colonialist. Better to be an indigenous genocidal settler colonialist than a colonized indigenous subject being genocided, right? In life you have to make tradeoffs. It’s either us or them. As long as our enemies are down and the markets are up, Dayenu.

Btw Is Sparta in the EU?